Right now at the Goods, we’re looking for a new employee. Someone seasonal, who has a surfing background. We figured that Memorial Day weekend would be a great time to test out a person’s skills and see if they have what it takes to tackle the rigorous job of a sale associate…
Stop by Memorial Day around 2:30 pm to help us test out our potential new employee…
He’s a good ‘ole boy, born and raised in Satellite Beach FL.
Claims to surf, (we’ll have to see for ourselves)…
Has mediocre communication skills, but is a bit of a technological geek.
He sports questionable hair cuts, as well as facial hair at times, and only wears one brand of clothing (sounds stubborn).
Previous employees say that he’s been known to sleep on the job…

is it Lloyd Christmas?


July 5th, 2009 at 5:51 am
Hmmm.
Looks like a questionable individual, possibly an escaped convict or moderately touched.
Probably goes by the name, “Jimmy” or “Timmy.”
The most telling aspect of this pic is the strange look the fellah seated below and to the left is giving our “boy.”
The face of the bearded ond fortells either a passing of wind or soiled shorts.
Best regards,
The Choo